- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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