An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...