- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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