- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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