- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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