how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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