a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What black and has children A black man

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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