- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why can't february march Because april may

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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