A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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