- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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