what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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