- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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