- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

baby seal walks into a club

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Santa isn't real

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Jimmy Saville

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A: Knock Knock B: ...

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Me Neither.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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