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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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TELL

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