- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

politically correct!

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

My Nan, that is all.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Help I'm being raped!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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