why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Im black

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Your dads dead. lol

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

shut up iggy

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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