- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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