A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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