- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

A: B: No pun intended.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

whats a dick a dick

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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