- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

This sentence is false.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

roses are red. violets are violet...

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

An asian without a future.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??