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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

religion.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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