Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Knock knock Come in

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

These Jokes suck.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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