- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Flop dog

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Penal Dysfunction

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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