Womens rights.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Like if you like big tits.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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