Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Anti Joke

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