I'm gay. No homo.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Wade

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Spread the net.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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