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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Women's rights...

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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