Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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