Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why did he die? He was sick.

How did th-A fridge.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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