Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

poo is yummy

thumb_up thumb_down -42

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

thumb_up thumb_down -44

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

thumb_up thumb_down -52

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

thumb_up thumb_down -52

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

thumb_up thumb_down +53

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops