- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

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