A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Farts smell bad!

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Women's rights

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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