Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock, Knock. Come In.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Niki Minaj's ass

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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