There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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I hate blackniggers

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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YOLO.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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