- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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