- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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