- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock Knock.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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