people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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woman's rights

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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