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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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