- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Dwarf Shortage

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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