- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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