- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

The GOV and the WHO?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

My dad

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

i just wrote this so hard

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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