- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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