- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Mooses

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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