- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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