- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

I'm Polish.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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