how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What's your guys names?

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Pickles are moist.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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