- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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