Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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