Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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... Chan chan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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